Grass Inspection

Within regulation height.

$32.00

Clipboard, ruler and one tuft of grass under review. A traffic cone has been placed for safety. The findings are due in spring.

Graphic tee with a vintage storybook-style illustration of Winston, a frog in a gray suit and orange tie, crouched with a clipboard, measuring a single tuft of grass against a ruler beside a traffic cone. A funny lawn care tee.

Shirt color: Ivory

Size

Unisex fit. Runs true to size; size up for a roomier look. Size chart.

Fabric: Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in fade. Relaxed fit.
Printing: Direct-to-garment, printed when you order. Garment-dyed colors vary slightly from shirt to shirt. Wash inside out, cold.
Shipping: Printed in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 5 business days in transit (US only). Free on 3 or more tees.

From the Chair's field notes

Base Camp, Elevation Nine Inches →
Winston goes hiking, gets as far as the next rock and spends an hour watching a snail. Funny hiking and nature shirts for expeditions of a modest scale.

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